Friday 13 December 2013

Stress management

A Psychologist walked
around a room while
teaching Stress Management to an
audience.
As she raised a
glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked
the
"Half empty or Half full" question.
Instead, with a
smile on her face, she
inquired:
"How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied,
"The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.
If I hold it for a
minute,
it's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour,
I'll have an ache in my arm.
If I hold it for a day,
my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.
In each case,
the weight of the glass
doesn't change,
But
The longer I hold it,
the heavier it becomes.
She continued,
"The Stresses and Worries in Life , are like that Glass of Water...
Think about them for
a while and nothing
happens.
Think about them
a bit longer and they begin to hurt.
And
If you think
about them all day long,
you will feel paralyzed –
incapable of doing
anything."
Remember to put the Glass Down

Dont challenge engineers

MBA to engineer Student:" Can u kiss that
pretty Girl..
..
engineer Student:" Yes Of Course!!
..
MBA:" If u Can! I Will give u 1000Rs!
..
engg Student:" O.K Done!!
.
.
engineer Student gone to near that Girl &
Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!
..
Girl:" Impossible n (laugh)
.
.
engineer Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...
.
.
Girl:" O.K Done!
.
.
engg Student Tightly Kissed her!
.
.
Girl Soughted:" you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!
.
.
engineer Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le
500 Rupiye
.
.
engineer Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA
& give Rs 500 to that Girl....
Dont challenge engineers,they can do
anything.. 

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