Sunday 20 October 2013

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT 
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in
bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a
shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on
you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! 

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