Vegetable Love story

1 Aalu ne Bhindi ke number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar ke bura bhala kaha aur boli,

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart.. 

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh sakte ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.. 

MORAL:
"MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN".!