Celebration of Life!

Celebration of Life!

Once a great politician lost his way while he was on his
pleasure drive. On his way he saw an old man sitting under a
tree and asked him, “Where is the way to the capital?”
The old man responded, “I don’t know.”
Then the politician again asked the old man, “Fine! Where
does this way lead to?”
And the old man responded again, “I don’t know.”
Of course, the politician was very angry and said, “You don’t
seem to know anything at all. Are you some kind of an idiot?”
The old man laughed and said, “But Sir, I am not lost and I
perfectly know where I am. You don’t even know that! So who
is an idiot ….?”
Moral of the Story ….
Friends, probably it is very rare to find a man who knows
where he is. Most of us are certainly somewhere, but are
absolutely in a state of sleep and go on moving.
Do we make any deliberate effort to become conscious? Once
we become aware, we are centered, rooted and then suddenly
we know where we are, who we are. Friends, that is the
greatest moment in a man’s life. Then the doors of the
ultimate mystery open up and God becomes available in all its
splendor and beauty. Life no longer remains a drag, it
becomes a dance! Then life is no longer momentary, it
becomes eternity and then there is no death….

Why turban ??

Why turban ??

Pagg kyun ??
Jawaan Baccha apni maa nu puchhda hai,"maa, main pagg kyo Banna?
Ki iss toh Bina mai sikh nahi haa?
Jadd main mannda ki main sikh haa phir eh pagg wali zidd kyo ? Sikhiki pagg ne kamauni hai". ..

Maa kehndi issda jawab main sawere dawaangi. . .

Bacha savere school layi taiyaar ho kehnda meri uniform deyo maa ne keha oh taa mai taiyaar nahi kitti. .
Bacha kehnda fer main school kive jawaanga.
Maa ne keha"Baccha school uniform ne thoda jaana hai, dimag tera,padnaa tu, fer eh uniform wali zidd kyo"
Baccha gusse vich aa k kehnda hai maa aakhir discipline v koi cheez hundi hai. .
Maa ne keha fir dass"mere bacche guru ji da ditta discipline tere sir te kyo chubhda hai". .?

Eh pagg saadde guru ji di daat hai,te saadi shaan hai, saadi pehchaan hai!

share karo ji eis story nu apne bakhi dosta mitra nal..

waheguru ji ka khalsa
waheguru ji ki fateh ji

Essay on Ishant Sharma

1. Ishant Sharma is God's answer to BCCI's wrongdoings.

2. Newton's 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma.

3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de.

4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra.

5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have.

6. It wasn't Faulkner, it wasn't Voges. Australia's match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma.

7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down.

8. Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl.

9. Restaurants to rename 'unlimited' offer packages to 'Ishant Sharma' packages.

10. Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth.

11. Ishant Sharma doesn't like to cut his hair because he wants to hide his face when bowlers thrash him around the park.

12. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra voluntary retirement.

13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it's a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders.

14. Ishant Sharma doesn't need a towel to indicate that he's giving away runs.

15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season7.

16. Abey Kuruvilla can bowl better than Ishant Sharma.

17. Dhoni isn't India's greatest finisher, Ishant Sharma is.

18. Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja.

19. At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs.

20. LOL is Ishant Sharma's middle name.